In other news I HAVE WATERMELON.

It’s so far away from my bed tho. Liek in the fridgekitchen ting.

*stays up late drinking rum and causing mischief to the waking world* (ie, loudly bonds with mother and australian mates at 2am)

*accidentally awakes early (by graveyard shift standards) and eats all biscuits and wants more mischief BUT CANNOT HAVE*

WHAT’s the point of rum if it makes thiz happen.